Keep Smiling 😊 Life is Good

So Apparently I'm Dramatic

Just Because I am Awake Doesn't Mean I am ready to do things

Feeling Kinda IDGAF-ish today

Sometimes I Talk to Myself     Then we both Laugh & Laugh 🤪

Girls😉Friends Night Out 🍾

I'll bring the ALCOHOL 🍸

I'll bring the BAD Decisions 👿

I'll bring the Alibi 

I'll Bring the Bail Money 🤑💵

True     Crime     Humour

Just So You Know, I watch enough Crime Shows so you Won't be found

If At First you don't Succeed it's only Attempted Murder

Don't Mess With A Woman Who Knows how to Stage a Crime Scene
You know the Husband did it 

I'm only here to Establish my Alibi 🤫

Sounds SUSPISH


This is my TRUE CRIME Watching Shirt

Duct Tape - it can't fix stupid but it can muffle the sound 

YOU Giraffe Me Crazy!!   
I Don't' Have an Attitude I have a Personality you can't Handle 

Relax, We're all crazy here,

 It's not a Competition

It Is WHAT it is 
I'm just WTF-ing My way through Life 
After Monday & Tuesday The Calendar even says W.T.F.
I'm a Multi-tasker   I can LISTEN, IGNORE & FORGET all at the same time 

My Level of Sarcasm Depends on your level of Stupidity, so speak wisely

If Only Common Sense Was More Common

I have it all together, I just forgot where I put it

Don't Trip over What's Behind You 

Not to Brag...But I can forget what I'm doing while I'm doing it 😜

I may look like I'm doing NOTHING but in my head I'm very Busy