Keep Smiling 😊 Life is Good
So Apparently I'm Dramatic
Feeling Kinda IDGAF-ish today
Girls😉Friends Night Out 🍾
I'll bring the ALCOHOL 🍸
I'll bring the BAD Decisions 👿
I'll bring the Alibi
I'll Bring the Bail Money 🤑💵
True Crime Humour
If At First you don't Succeed it's only Attempted Murder
I'm only here to Establish my Alibi 🤫
Sounds SUSPISH
This is my TRUE CRIME Watching Shirt
Duct Tape - it can't fix stupid but it can muffle the sound
Relax, We're all crazy here,
It's not a Competition
My Level of Sarcasm Depends on your level of Stupidity, so speak wisely
If Only Common Sense Was More Common
I have it all together, I just forgot where I put it
Don't Trip over What's Behind You
Not to Brag...But I can forget what I'm doing while I'm doing it 😜